• sapphic-ambitions:

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    THE LESBIAN AGENDA IS SUCCEEDING

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  • llywela13:

    yelnatszeroni:

    notreewaits:

    Toddlers are so pure. She doesn’t understand that we help her with certain things because she’s little. She thinks that everyone just helps each other like that. So she tries to blow on my food and cut it up for me and tries to help me put on my shoes.

    i was giving little wagon rides to a baby around the backyard one day and all of a sudden she hops off and slaps the seat of the wagon telling me to get on because it was my turn and i was like no it’s ok im too heavy and she was like NO ITS UR TURN and kept tugging on my hand so i would sit down. eventually i got on and it was just a little 2 year old trying so hard to push me around on a wagon not understanding why it wouldn’t budge but still so determined to let me have my turn lol

    I don’t think I’d realised how many casual compliments we pay to our toddler until she started casually complimenting us back, because experience has taught her that’s How Social Interaction Is Done, and there’s nothing quite like a very earnest three-year-old solemnly and sincerely informing you that you look wonderful and smell nice to make you feel really good about yourself

    I tell her she’s my best girl. She tells me I’m her best auntie. Then we both feel good about the world!

    (via dontbeanassbutt)

  • elvensemi:

    elvensemi:

    elvensemi:

    Does anyone else have that one friend whose sleep schedule is like an ever-evolving mystery? One day they’ll appear to be asleep for the entire 16 hours that you’re awake, but the next three they won’t appear to actually sleep at all. Sometimes they appear to be on Australian time, other times their schedule has adjusted to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. (I call this Cthulhu time.) You go a week without seeing them and you have no idea if they’re just really busy, dead, or if their sleep has simply synced up to the exact hours you’re awake and online. The only indication that they’re still in this mortal coil is vague posts about grocery shopping that pop up on their blogs at 4:12AM. 

    I’m horrified at myself because I randomly decided on 4:12AM for an obscure and horrible hour in the morning, but after I posted I glanced down at the clock and 

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    did i just vaguepost about myself

    There are two things I love about this post: 

    • the number of people who are, with apologies, That Friend
    • the fact it keeps getting splorts of notes every day at 4:12am

    (via dontbeanassbutt)

  • ghettoinuyasha:

    my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset
    me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

    (via u-were-my-picket-fence)

  • affectionatesuggestion:

    Concept: it’s too dark to take photos so we take a walk down to the beach. We lay next to each other on the sand with our fingers entwined, looking up at the stars. You look me in the eyes and softly kiss me under the night sky almost as beautiful as you.

    (via miisthios)

  • niggazinmoscow:

    That was just pure disrespect, she deserves the money, it was accumulated in her presence, with her support, can we please use respectful language when we speak about women please

    (via u-were-my-picket-fence)

  • eloxir:

    perruh:

    glittakid:

    i saw these two girls while riding a gondola in venice. they were smoking and chatting on their windowsill, waving at passing boats. i thought they were incredibly lucky; i would love to share an apartment with my friend or sister in the most romantic, magical place in the world. it would be like living a dream.

    this is so beautiful

    venice is amazing

    (Source: rouxet, via miisthios)

  • deatheatspicklechips:

    uppestoftownchics:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    (via tigerleli)

    The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.

    You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”

    (Source: tastefullyoffensive, via u-were-my-picket-fence)

  • snakegay:

    cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

    me, growing frantic: resippy

    (via u-were-my-picket-fence)

  • worldsworstfather:

    worldsworstfather:

    remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

    my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

    me:

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    (Source: hexglyphs, via u-were-my-picket-fence)